Hatcher's Hollywood Dirt!

Boy, Simmer Down!!
-When it cam to Dina Lohan's  "top mom" award this week -- her ex-husband. Michael called the award from the Mingling Moms Organization "a joke." He also expressed his rage when he said "She comes stumbling out of " Butter " at 3:15 a.m. with bloodshot eyes and a red runny nose, yelling 'Oh, [bleep],' when she saw the paparazzi," Michael told Page Six.

Are You In Rage?
-Casting producer Kirsten Dodich, who brought us ABC's Wife Swap, has created another reality show,  this one is about "road-raging, aggressive drivers." If you know someone who deals from this horrible attitude problem, no need to worry any longer! HELP is on the way!

Heidi Montag Takes The Cake
-"The Hills" star Heidi Montag has been crowned the "Hotness" award according to Maxim magazine. As you know Lauren Conrad (Heidi's ex-best friend) is not happy about this situation, but "don't worry Lauren FHM magazine feels the same way to!"

Oh, Clay You're Funny
-Did you hear what Clay Aiken said about himself -- as if we didn't know this already? "I'm not cool, you know what I mean? I'm not gonna lie," Clay told The Associated Press in a recent interview. "I'm not trying to be Justin Timberlake. Thank God we have him, but I'm not him ... I'm not gonna bring anybody's sexy back." Who EVER said he was? Thanks for clearing that up, Clay.

It's moving In Time
-"Dancing With The Stars,"  Shannon Elizabeth and Derek Hough  are living together!